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Microsoft’s Curtain Call Keynote at CES gets the Pogo Treatment

Posted: January 11th, 2012 | Author: | Filed under: Microsoft, Technoid Computer News | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Microsoft’s Curtain Call Keynote at CES gets the Pogo Treatment

The end of an Era. Microsoft has drawn the curtain on an industry institution, The Microsoft Keynote at CES. For the past 15 years they have had a grip on the podium that kicks off America’s largest consumer and electronics show. This is the show that every Technoid worth his weight in silicon attends. Like Mecca it is every noids duty to make the journey at least once in their life time. With Steve Ballmer and Ryan Seacrest taking center stage for Microsoft’s final keynote address to the CES the attending Technorati seemed to have given the final show a collective Meh. Still Ballmer did his best to emulate a living human being with an intact sense of humor.

In honor of this auspicious occasion Australian techno – doff doff – remix masters Pogo have pulled together a salute to the partnership. It’s funny, it’s moving and it will get you tapping your toes. With the highlights of 15 years of keynote events presented in 120 seconds Pogo have packed in the memorable moments. With enough source material to give the best reality TV show an entertaining run for its money Pogo selected from 11 Bill Gates speeches – blue screen of death included -, 4 speeches from pre-eminent monkey man Steve Ballmer, 8 celebrity guests – including the Rock – and far too many interview sweaters to count. Read the full article »»»»


If Cars Were Computers

Posted: February 15th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Favorite New Thought | Tags: , , , , | Comments Off on If Cars Were Computers

Just be thankful boobs don’t run on Windows.

At  a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,  ‘If Ford had kept up with technology like the  computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got  1,000 miles to the gallon.’

In response to Bill ‘s comments, Ford issued a press release stating: ‘If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all  be driving cars with the following characteristics:’ Read the full article »»»»